Randomings


I’m Moving!
January 20, 2010, ---
Filed under: Random-Happenings

That’s true kids – randomings is moving to randommusingshappeningsthings.blogspot.com!  Please update your feeds and bookmarks and be patient with me while I try to move all this old crap over.  Also, don’t try to remember that url, because I can’t and its my own damn site.



Musing
January 19, 2010, ---
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Figures the first day I’m on par to be on time, garbage man comes.

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No More 8-5
January 18, 2010, ---
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I currently have some extra time on my hands, so I’m making an effort to better myself by not being a lazy piece of shit.

My plan is to learn something new everyday, and today I learned how to switch over email hosting. I rock. Next up tomorrow is strengthening my geography skills while I shower thanks to this!

Any suggestions on what I should learn?



Musing
January 17, 2010, ---
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Why can’t I add a non-gmail domain to my calendar on my Android phone?? Considering Google is hosting the damn domain, you’d think this would have been worked out! Too much to ask?!



Smart Pup
January 15, 2010, ---
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I hope Lola at least took the time to read my issue of Time prior to eating it…

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Religulous Much?
January 14, 2010, ---
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Let me preface this by saying that my heart goes out to the people of Haiti; their devestation is unimaginable. Some people, however, seem to think they had it coming.

Side note, go watch Religilous if you haven’t already.



Resolution Idea?
January 5, 2010, ---
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How’s about trying to make someone else’s day rather than your own?  Just ask the kid from Kirkwood High School in St. Louis how he felt after he made a pass to David “Chubbs” Stillman, a special needs student that sunk a 3-pointer off that pass in his first ever high school game.  I am a complete sucker for tear-jerker articles, and this one was no different.



Oh How Things Change
November 4, 2009, ---
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Earlier this year, I posted a list of reasons why 2009 was going to rock the socks off of 2008.  And I couldn’t have been more wrong.  Here’s my cute little naive list from January, along with  an update of how things turned out.

-I don’t need glasses or contacts to see in ‘09 – Still true, however I referred my eye doctor to my co-worker and she got $100 off her surgery…WTF?!  Aren’t I supposed to get some sort of referral benefit??

-No more public accounting in ‘09 (easily the best thing on this dumb list) – Still true…and I plead the 5th on additional work-related comments.

-I don’t have to change any writing habits in ‘09: I write the number 9 with one stroke of my pen, while my 8’s needed to be altered from my preferred method using two strokes…I’m switching back – I forgot to switch back to my cool two circle 8′s…and now I’m sad about that.

-There is a trip to Vegas in ‘09 (although ‘08 included CO…that’s like comparing apples to oranges though) – Ok this one worked out pretty well.  Vegas rocked and I can’t wait to go back.  Look, here’s a picture of how fun Vegas was:

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-At the start of the year I had 3 healthy happy pets.  At the start of ‘08, my one crazy pet bit someone – One of those 3 pets has since died.  Another has spent an abnormal amount of time outside for an indoor cat and was temporarily donated to my mom for a month after he peed everywhere in my house for several weeks.  The final pet has inspired me to consider selling party confetti, as it is made from my beloved books if she is not locked in her kennel.  This is even after a 3 mile am run people.

-No campaign ads in ‘09 – Oh so true, but the “first year of presidency card” leading to broken promises and disappointments is even worse.


-Adam’s knee isn’t messed up in ‘09 (much) = I get to actually hang out with him in ‘09 – Yeah I broke up with him by the time his leg got any good.


-Laundry in ‘09 is easier with my new 3-section laundry hamper – False.  My 3 section hamper does me no good because it doesn’t wheel itself to the laundromat.


-I am the proud ticket owner of a Brewers nine-pack in ‘09 – Owner, yes.  User, no.  My viewing privileges were revoked upon above-mentioned break-up.

I know that I am being a little pessimistic about 2009 and it probably doesn’t deserve this, but in general, 2009 was easily the worst year of my life.  Financial turmoil, potential lawsuits, run-ins with the law, homelessness, altered career paths, and much more have made this kind of a hard year to swallow.  My plan for 2010: no expectations.  I figure if I have none, I can’t be disappointed… right???



Photo of the Day
November 4, 2009, ---
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I took this on my way in to work this morning.  My notes:

-The bumper sticker on the left states: A Woman and Her Truck/It’s a Beautiful Thing.

-The bumper sticker on the right says Walt Disney and features cartoon images of the major Disney players pre-Pixar days.

-The vehicle is a Honda CR-V, defined by Wikipedia (my source for all things accurate on the internet) as a small crossover SUV.

I’m fairly certain that given my investigation (which consisted of a sideways glance upon passing this vehicle once on the freeway), this woman is indeed an adult approximately my age and likely has her driver’s license.  This indicates she has clear thinking ability, or at least the minimum required to pass her driver’s test.  And this is how she chooses to roll.

This is why society in general makes me annoyed.



Musing
October 28, 2009, ---
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A fair number of my ex boyfriends married the girl they dated immediately after me.  How to take that?




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