A fair number of my ex boyfriends married the girl they dated immediately after me. How to take that?
I just blew my Christmas savings on this. I’m sure my family will understand.
Expecting not to hear country on an 8-hour round trip car ride is just plain silly. Didn’t I tell you I love country?
This link was posted by a friend on mine, and it features two voicemails left for a single gal from a total creeper Dimitri. I’ve had my fair share of weirdo dudes approach me, but I am happy to have never met this total loser.
When utilizing your friend’s (free!!) laundry room, inquire as to the quicks of each machine. i.e.: which dryer doesn’t work and which one is so hot every one of your items of clothes will shrink?
Ok, so I’ve been pretty MIA this summer, but don’t worry dear internet. I’ve been pretty MIA in all aspects of life this summer. Life is always hectic, but I actually got down to only one meal a day (or less) and no working out for about a two month period there. If you know me at all, that is extremely abnormal: even during the tax season of 2008 with studying for the CPA I managed to work out and actually eat somewhat decent.
Basically, the summer of 2009 wasn’t necessarily according to plan, and its certainly been a very unexpected experience unlike any I’ve ever had. I’m thinking 2010 (pronounced twenty-ten!) is going to be very spectacular…I’m interested in seeing how the hell my life will change any more before it hits.
I feel like I have a better handle on things now, so I’m hoping to get back on here to share with you random things about my life (not like you care…how narcissistic am I??).
First thing: I learned that the whole “two spaces after periods” is now back down to one. Where was I for this? Apparently its been like this for like 20 years, but for whatever reason I learned to type two spaces after periods. I don’t think I can change my ways now…
Quote of the night from golf last night (not spoken by myself): “I want to fart, but I’m afraid of blowing bubbles.”
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I felt like I was swimming on my run this morning. Good thing I was wearing this underwear. Its remarkable; order some now.
Ok, so I’ve gone pretty much full hippie and am in the process of switching over to all natural cleaning products. I picked up this book for some handy household cleaning ideas, and I’ve learned that Dr. Bronners soap is a very resourceful product. According to the totally weird label, you can use this soap for anything from washing your car, keeping away bugs, using it to brush your teeth, or whatever really. Just this week I stocked up on the stuff and have been very pleased with the results so far. I’ve used the soap to make handsoap, body wash, and shampoo, and I have many more plans for it.
Point of this post being, I’ve never heard of this stuff until I recently have been doing some research. So I was amazed to find out that Eminem Brushes His Teeth With His Deodorant.
I am such a trendsetter! Oh yeah, longer shorts (not capris, not slutty daisy dukes, the perfect mix. Or just what happens when my tall lanky ass puts on capris) were totally my idea 2 summers before they were mainstream. Copiers.
I almost missed pulling into work this morning because the entrance has all these green trees and flowers. That’s my office? Didn’t notice a single tree all winter.
